To the Concerned Citizens of Kearney:

You might be interested to know about an experience a young lady in Kearney had when she decided to go skating the other night (before the thaw). When she got there the ice appeared to be in excellent shape and ready but the rink and portable toilets were in complete darkness, no lights on. 

The lady went home and her husband suggested she call the mayor. She called the mayor and he said he would get back to her. He never did. 2 days later, the lady’s husband encountered Mayor Tomlinson at the dump. He asked the mayor why he had not gotten back to his wife. Mayor Tomlinson said he doesn't respond to calls from drunks. Naturally, some words ensued.

Note: The lady made the call herself, and she does not drink.

 

Those are the facts. Here's for you to decide...

A) The lady does drink and was drunk.

B) Mayor Tomlinson was drunk and meant to say that he doesn't respond to calls when HE'S drunk.

C) Mayor Tomlinson is just an asshole.

Signed,

Anonymous