Saturday 11 August 2012

Jeff Johnston Jr. Writes In


Dear Concerned Citizens, 
Mayor Tomlinson likes to play detective, so here a mystery for him: 
I notice that you posted the "A Deeply Concerned Citizen Writes In" article today (August 10, 2012) at 11:07am. Your readers will be interested to know that at 11:07am today I was being examined by a specialist for the broken nose I suffered on Sunday. The specialist's report will be introduced as evidence at the "alleged assailant's" trial, so it'll soon be public record. Also at 11:07 today, my parents were driving down a highway in South Dakota. So maybe the Brainiacs in Proudfoot can explain how my father and I are "The Blog" when stuff is being posted when we're nowhere near a computer. There's been plenty of other occasions where I've found that new stuff was posted while I was at work, where there's no internet access and cell phones are prohibited. Regardless, I don't think you could run a blog from a cell phone... I have a hard enough time just reading the blog on my iPhone. I have no idea where my father was on those particular occasions but he certainly has never had any qualms about churning out reams of stuff under his own name. My father, while adept at email, calls me several times a week for help with mundane computer tasks, so the idea that HE's running the blog is just silly. I know it sucks for Mayor Tomlinson and the Grass and Loon Lakes Residents' Group to think that there might be other's that disagree with his management of Kearney, but he's just going to have to face the fact that my father and I are NOT "The Blog"! Maybe Tomlinson should scan the hundreds of names already on the petition for a new suspect.
 To those who DO run the blog... Keep up your excellent work, and thanks for your support! 
Jeff Johnston (Jr.)

Food for thought! We'll have to make a point of publishing something when you and your family are sitting in open court.


Are you surprised, Mayor Tomlinson?

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